Dan:
Right now the colon really calls the shots for Logan and he is okay with that, life is easy as there is always someone there to clean up after the colon. At some point he will realize that he has to control the colon for social conformity, and this is when trouble with colon first starts. The colon will start to voice it's displeasure by blurting out loud and smelly remarks. As kids we embrace this rebellion and use it to impress our friends, but really the colon is plotting for the day when he will again call the shots. As we age the colon slowly starts to become more flatulent and obnoxious, friends are no longer impressed, our kids go running away in terror from the sudden and foul outbursts. Later in life the colon turns irritable, reasserting it's control to the point were new underwear is required more frequently and depends are in the future. Some colons revolt so violently that surgery is required to remove them before they kill we are left holding the bag.
Hopefully Logan has a kind colon who will let him call the shots.
Pooher
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